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Software Craftless: Escribiendo Código Que Haría Vomitar a una Cabra

César Alberca
César Alberca
Freelance Frontend Architect
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La mayoría de las charlas técnicas te enseñan cómo escribir código limpio, escalable y mantenible. Esta no lo hace. Aquí aprenderás a escribir código que confunde, engaña y rompe cosas de maneras inesperadas... a propósito. Y además, en JavaScript.

Descubre cómo:

  • Esconder errores tan bien que ni siquiera tú puedas encontrarlos
  • Crear características que se rompen solo con mirarlas
  • Diseñar programas que solo funcionan en tu máquina local
  • Desarrollar funciones que devuelven ansiedad
  • Implementar estructuras de código que son ilegales en 42 países

Porque si nada ni nadie entiende tu código... no pueden despedirte. Esta es la charla que no sabías que necesitabas. Únete a mí, y juntos escribiremos código tan retorcido que haría vomitar a una cabra.

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César Alberca
César Alberca
15 min
15 Jun, 2026

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La charla profundiza en el concepto de escribir código complejo para impulsar la creatividad y parecer más inteligente, utilizando desafíos de JavaScript para resaltar la importancia del desarrollo front-end. Sugiere agregar confusión al código, utilizar funciones complejas y mezclar versiones de bibliotecas. El futuro del desarrollo front-end involucra emoji CSS, diversas etiquetas HTML y CSS funcional. Los principios de diseño arquitectónico incluyen la sobreingeniería de sistemas, el uso de diagramas con círculos y hexágonos, y la organización del código por tipo. Las estrategias de prueba efectivas se centran en la cobertura de código, las pruebas unitarias y el orden de las pruebas. Optimizar el diseño de la UI, el uso de IA y la utilización ética de la IA son esenciales, junto con la participación de la audiencia para obtener retroalimentación e interacción en redes sociales.
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