If you don't like this talk, you'll hate that one. It was a really interesting journey because it started more as a technical presentation of things that I thought really didn't work, patterns that I thought didn't work well in complex applications.
However, it slowly started to take shape as a personal journey as I learned kind of my own sense of belonging and overcoming imposter syndrome and just doing the work to overcome my demons. But I did feel like there was a little bit left unsaid, specifically around the cost of coordination, because coordination is costly.
And while I did the work several years ago to understand where I was in my career, that work is happening kind of at different paces for different people, and it can make it really hard to coordinate. Now that we've established that, I want to tell you a story that really kind of changed the way that I think about how we make decisions in code. And it's giving me kind of a fun example in my head to think about, and I just want to share that with you. So let's dive in.
Now the story is this book called The Lady Who Put Salt in Her Coffee. Now it's super old timey, and unfortunately, as I was reading it again, it's very distractingly gendered, which makes me uncomfortable sharing it. Um, with that, and the hope that I don't violate and incorporate right laws in giving this talk, I decided that I would give a an abridged and interpreted version of the story, using emoji cats and kittens. So I've titled this the personified cat that put salt in its coffee.
So the story goes like this. There's a cat, and it's morning time and this cat makes a cup of coffee. Now, it's just about to put some cream in this coffee when it realizes that instead of sugar, it has put salt in the coffee. And salt is definitely not sugar when it comes to dressing up your cup of coffee. Now, fortunately, it had all of its kittens around, and so they all gather around and try to figure out what can be done to salvage this cup of coffee that now has salt inside of it.
Now, there was one kid that had gone to college and was feeling very smart and said, you know, I went to college, I'm very smart kitten, and coffee is just chemistry. So, we should consult a chemist. And of course, the kid had gone to college, and they all assumed it was very smart. So, they agreed that they should first consult a chemist. So, they go out to the chemist that they know, they find the chemist, and there is one thing that you should know about this chemist. This chemist is not a very good chemist. They've devoted most of their life to the pursuit of turning objects into gold, a pursuit that they have failed at dramatically, and at this very moment, they're trying to figure out ways to find more gold to conduct experiments with. First, the chemist is like, I don't have time for this. I am very busy about my work. But the cats are very aristocratic cats, and they have plenty of gold. He's like, well, we'll give you the gold to figure out how we can salvage this cup of coffee. Of course, the chemist was in. So the chemist starts applying all of its science and chemistry and and thinking everything that it knows to this cup of coffee.
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