Our engineering manager wakes up, not really feeling well-rested, because they've slept, but it didn't quite help, as it often happens in their life, unfortunately. They look at the time, and, oh gosh, they're late.
It's time to put together a sloppy sandwich for breakfast, throw it directly into the furnace, so to say, and set off to their workplace, where, first things first, they find the biggest available mug and fill it with coffee to get through the morning, but they just blink and the mug is empty. Oh, God, so they need to make more coffee and be more mindful about drinking it, and all of that to actually not go and check their inbox, because it's dreadful.
They dread checking their inbox. Every time they do that in the morning, there's plus 1,000 unread messages in total chaos, unreadable, but they check it this time, and there's just plus 700 since yesterday's evening, so maybe the day is going to be a little better today, and they check their calendar and realize that, no, it's not going to be better, because their calendar is painful to look at, because their entire day is booked with meetings, so no real time to do real work.
Well, it is what it is. They sigh, and the day begins. Halfway through their first meeting, they get an angry message from their CTO, who says that they missed an urgent issue from sales department. Unfortunately, our engineering manager has no idea what they're talking about, so they do some digging in their K07 inbox, and there it is. Five days ago, there apparently was an email thread with URGENT in caps in the subject, and they didn't quite react to this email thread, unfortunately, so they sigh again and go investigate what the issue might be and receive a notification from the corporate messenger saying, at channel, look at my new pull request, someone.
Well, they are the engineering manager, right? They have to look at the pull requests their team is creating, certainly, so they click on the link and see a 2,000 line monster. Well, they're terrified, of course. They think, first thing, that, like, how many times do they have to tell their team that pull request must not be that big. It should be tops 200 lines or 300 lines or something, but they're the engineering manager. They have to do it, so they go and check the pull request.
Well, halfway through the pull request, an HR person also reaches out to them by a messenger saying that our engineering manager owes them a form about a new starter starting tomorrow, and this form was due a week ago, and guess what? There was an email notification about it. Well, yeah, it's also urgent, so our engineering manager starts working on that form because a new starter starts tomorrow. It needs to be filled.
At this point, someone mentions their name in the meeting that they're in, and they have no idea what the context was and why someone mentioned their name, but luckily, it didn't sound like a question, so they may be able to just sit it out and not need to embarrass themselves saying that they weren't paying attention. So yeah, finally, the meeting is over. The HR form is done. The first achievement of the day. Yay.
Unfortunately, there's an even angrier message from the CTO because the sales issue is still there, and our engineering manager hasn't responded to any of the requests about it. So yeah, they start investigating again, and the day just goes on like that. At last, it is over, about two, two and a half hours after the official end of the working day, but in two and a half hours after that, our engineering manager can finally go home and arrive there just in time for a very quick dinner and to crawl into bed and binge some TV show before they switch off, and then the next Groundhog Day actually begins. So yeah, that's the end of the story.
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